I tweeted at my local news anchor this morning. It wasn’t the first time. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

Having roommates gets worse by the day. PGP.

Our CEO sent out a network-wide email with attached pictures which slowed down our entire server. PGP.

TSA agent asked more about how my day is going than anyone in my office. PGP.

Office building catered Panera for breakfast. PGPowerMove.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.