“I know this isn’t in your wheelhouse, but…” PGP

Venmo has become my favorite form of social media.

Me legs are sore from our bar crawl.

Spotify isnt working. So neither am I. PGP.

Turbo Tax being a condescending asshole by asking me “Did you buy a house this year?” PGP.

Looking at apartments in the city but knowing damn well I’ll be at my parents for the long run. PGP.

Caring a lot more about sportsmanship and “playing the game the right way” than I used to. PGP.

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

Going to law school in New Orleans. Simultaneously the best and worst decision possible.