The southern California sales rep sends emails with the signature “InSane Diego”.

“Please resend the documents in Microsoft Word version…” PGP.

Waking up to Venmo charges. PGP.

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

“Hey, you see what the powerball’s at now!?”

The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?”

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.