The guy in the stall next to me is trying to start a conversation. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

It only took a few months for me to get on a first-name basis with my dry cleaner. PGP.

I didn’t get any cash or practical gift cards for Christmas.

Company Christmas Party at B-Dubs. Can’t order booze. PGP.

“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.

Did you see Star Wars?

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.