Being the only human in a meeting of 100+ people who is under the age of 35.

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

Great, I’ll circle back shortly.

‘Happy New Year’ has been the first sentence in every single e-mail I’ve received today. PGP.

My badge to get into my office didn’t work this morning. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. PGP

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

My boss refers to the strip club as “The Titter.”

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.