Watched the Super Bowl with only my fiancé and future in laws… I enjoyed it. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn.

Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

“Can you see my screen?” PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

Still waiting on the year-end bonus I was promised.

If my office is cluttered I’m “unorganized” but if it’s clean and tidy I’m “not busy”. PGP.

Peter Millar taste, Polo outlet budget.

I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.