Fantasy league trash talk just got a little too personal.

I’m starting to really appreciate jazz music. PGP

Actually going to Home Depot on a Saturday, and not just joking about it. PGP.

Can everyone please put their phones on mute? PGP

Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM

Coworkers giving their personal live commentary to CNN in the break room.

Can’t stop tweaking my resume. PGP

Doing a Tiger fist pump when a conference call ends 10 minutes early. PGP