Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.