Every time my boss gives me something to do I think “Why the fuck couldn’t you do this yourself?” PGP.

Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Having someone hold two consecutive doors open for you, and being unsure if you should thank them once or twice. PGP.

Showing up to work at 8:00, but not starting work till 10:00. PGP.

Eating lunch by yourself at your desk on your birthday. PGP.

Cubicles are the graveyards of hopes and dreams. PGP.

Looking up healthy recipes, printing them out and then eating fast food instead. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.