My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

The panic you feel when your boss asks, “So what have you been working on?” PGP.

I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.

Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.