The asshole/gentleman balance that worked in college just doesn’t work anymore. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

Black coffee. Black pants. Black laptop. Black pen. Black soul. PGP.