Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

Accidentally started paying attention on a conference call so I’m typing this

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Debating the professional consequences of not attend the office holiday party

Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.

Got assigned my first solo business trip. Got cancelled because I’m not old enough to rent a car. PGP.

HR manager was 15 minutes late to the time management meeting she was hosting. PGP.

I would be drinking right now if I was still in school.