I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

I almost quit today. PGP.

Being invited to set up the family Easter egg hunt instead of participating in it. PGP

The expected turn-around times for deliverables make me wonder if they actually expect me to continue working at home every night. PGP.

“Let’s meet after 5pm – is that too late for you?” Uhhhh… PGP.

I’ve been sick basically the entire time since I started working here. PGP.

Been thinking about Whiskey since 8:30am. PGP

“Looks like someone isn’t wearing their green today”

ESPN and CBS have just been blocked.

My firm’s new cost-cutting strategy is reducing the number of days we have janitors to only 3 days a week. Fortune 500. PGP.