I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

Googling “how much of each paycheck should I put into savings.” PGP.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.

Wifi access for employees and access to Pandora and Spotify was blocked overnight.

Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.

Accidentally ate someone else’s lunch today. PGP.