Too old for tinder. Too young for Match.

IT has been installing Java for the past two hours. This is the highlight of my workweek. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

Interviewed for a job that I don’t want just to get out of the current one I’m in. PGP

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

When you see the requisition for the job you just interviewed for reopened.