Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Young coworker telling you if they work hard they’ll get a raise and a promotion. PGP.

My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.