“You’ll start getting the picture in about 6 months.” PGP.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

Even my department’s administrative assistant knows I’m the lowest in rank and doesn’t fulfill my requests on time. PGP.

“You look like you had fun this weekend.” PGP.

It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP

“Why don’t you take a stab at this one?” PGP.