You Might Get Laid If You Drop 10 Bucks On ‘Temps’ This Weekend

You Might Get Laid If You Drop 10 Bucks On 'Temps' This Weekend

Temps is now available! Buy it here on iTunes.Temps follows Jefferson (Grant Rosenmeyer, The Royal Tenenbaums), a temp worker whose only career goal is to afford an annual ski trip with his best friend and fellow temp, Curtis (Reid Ewing, Modern Family). When Jefferson falls for co-worker Stephanie (Lindsey Shaw, Pretty Little Liars), an ambitious go-getter, he is forced to re-evaluate his minimum wage, minimum commitment lifestyle. Produced by Grandex Productions, Temps is now out in select theaters and video-on-demand platforms.

You read that correctly, and I don’t feel bad for hitting you with that aggressive title. Why? Because there is a chance that if you download ‘Temps’ this weekend, you might be able to close a deal. Plus, it’s 10 bucks. Ball on a budget.

I’m not making any guarantees, because that would just be unethical, but I can say that IN MY OPINION it could happen. Here’s why:

1. It’s a really funny movie with jokes. Hot babes and handsome dudes love jokes. Based on my experience, humor is an essential element for a good night. Jokes = sex. It’s proven.

2. Temps is relatable. You’ve probably seen us touting how much we think you’ll love the movie by now, but it’s worth saying again. If you’re thinking about bringing that nice young gal or strapping young lad back to the apt. this weekend, you might want to have Temps in your back pocket (preferably laptop/Apple TV). Relating = Connecting = Sex

3. It’s a hot cast. Lindsey Shaw? Babe. Grant Rosenmeyer? Power hair. Chris Bauer? Dude was in the fucking Wire. If that doesn’t get the juices flowing, you need to see a doctor.

So there you go – sign up on, and you’ll receive updates on special offers, contests, and theater screenings. And again, you can get this on iTunes if you’re looking for a time-kill that’s actually worth your time. Trust us, we wouldn’t talk this up if it sucked.

Check out this exclusive clip from Temps courtesy of IMDB

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