8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

I have a 4pm meeting today. Today is Friday. PGP.

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

It’s not Monday until you ponder grad school.

Got called out in front of my boss for consistently parking in the visitor spots.

Some people have a work wife, I have a work mom. PGP.

My roommate that doesn’t clean up after himself brought a dog home last night. PGP.

Audibly saying “What the hell do you want” when you see an annoying customer call in #PGP

My manager refers to us as consultants, my paycheck does not. PGP

Ugh. PGP.