Preparing for an interview with another company while attempting to still look productive at your current job. PGP.

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP