Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

I don’t care how much daycare costs, don’t bring your kids to work.

My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

Jerseys from your childhood are now being worn as throwback jerseys

Just saw someone back into my boss’s car. I need to buy them a drink. PGP.