“This is all about attacking your muscles from different angles. It’s like gettin’ my ass eaten while I give myself a blowjob, with my hand.”
It’s Friday. Take those plums to the market.
Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.
This is fantastic.
I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.
Just got an email saying we’re on track for record profits for the fourth quarter in a row. It was followed up with an email explaining why we’re not getting a Christmas bonus. PGP.
I just found out the girl I’ve been hooking up with has a kid. PGP.
I saw a coworker outside of work and walked to the complete other side of the parking lot to a random store just to avoid having to say hi. PGP.
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