Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.
Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?”
The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.
The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.
It’s going to be a long road to getting back in shape. PGP.
Fell asleep during the triple overtime classic involving my alma mater.
Just sitting around waiting to be fired. PGP
The last person to use the urinal before the long weekend forgot to flush. PGP.
‘Happy New Year’ has been the first sentence in every single e-mail I’ve received today. PGP.
Not getting an interview for job within your company