My sister set a destination wedding that I can’t afford. PGP.

taking the last sip of your soda before coming back from lunch like coughlin did in the town before he got shot in the head by jon hamm

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

“Are you ready for this snow?” PGP.

My girlfriend discovered my PGP name

Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP

You know things are heading south when they switch to Kirkland Signature coffee for the office kitchen.

Basic in front of me ordered 3 ridiculous custom coffees and paid with 3 cards.

Dying a little bit inside every time I answer the “what was your dream job as a child” security question.