I actually met my girlfriend of almost 2 years on Tinder. PGP.

My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.

The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP

Sent the interns my dinner order, they asked if I was ordering for a group. Nope, just me. PGP.

Was harshly reminded how close the “h” and “u” keys are to each other when emailing a potential client re “types of suits we take.” PGP.

Got called out in front of my boss for consistently parking in the visitor spots.

I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.