Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

I swear at my laptop. PGP

I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

Thirty minutes into Monday and the guy next to me has already told the same story four times. PGP.