Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”
Looks like I’m having Steak & Eggs for lunch today.
I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?
When you see the requisition for the job you just interviewed for reopened.
Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.
Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP
Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.
HR absolutely did not appreciate me barging into mid-interview for interns and asking them “kill fuck marry.”
“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.
First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.
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