Took me 2 years to convince a now client to leave competition.. It took our service team 1 day to undo all my work. PGP.

Sitting in the bathroom so long your foot falls asleep. PGP.

I stayed up the whole flight waiting for my flight attendant to bring my coffee, which she apparently forgot about. PGP.

It’s not even 9 AM and some savage ha already left the toilet unflushed. PGP

Second day of orientation and one of my new coworkers is talking about professional wrestling. PGP.

I’m way too excited about my new travel mug.

Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.

I tweaked my shoulder in my sleep and it’s really sore today

I woke up feeling hungover and haven’t drank in 4 days

Forgot an attachment on an email yesterday, still the butt of everyone’s joke this morning. PGP