“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

I’m getting too old to hit on the interns. PGP

The fly on my pants broke at the urinal this morning. PGP

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

“You’ll need to stay late to wait for their response.” PGP.

Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.

Going to dollar beer night at the minor league game turns into getting not getting home until 4 in the morning and needing to wake up by 6. PGP.

Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

That married couple with the 1 Facebook profile.