The intern is too young to make my liquor run. PGP.

Following the demise of Johnny D from IL to TX. PGP.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP

Just got a Facebook friend request for the first time in forever. It’s a girl from my high school class who unfriended me a couple years ago. PGP.

Brexit. PGP.

Meeting No. 473 that could’ve been an email. PGP

When PGP goes down, I don’t know what to do at work. PGP.

This morning on my way to work I got genuinely excited when I made it through an intersection in 1 light instead of the usual 4. PGP.