Using a coffee filter as a plate. PGP.

Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.

Having to wait to until the boss orders drinks at dinner to read the situation. PGP.

Using the Back-To-School section to stock up on office supplies. PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

On a scale of 1 -10, how obnoxious is wearing my Beats by Dre headphones in the office? PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.