“Chip reader not working.” PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

I put out a literal fire this morning.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Friday I’m leaving town to go watch college football for 4 days straight. I might never come back. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

Borrowed money from my parents again. PGP.

It’s already Monday again. PGP.