Phoned in to a meeting today that was taking place 20 feet from my desk. PGP.

Coworkers that DON’T pick up on social cues. PGP.

Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

Co workers sending out 8 year old internet memes in emails. PGP.

My boss micro manages my commissioner role in our work league. PGP.

Swiping right on your boss’s daughter on Tinder. PGPowerMove.

Just avoiding the “Off To College” Snapchat story. PGP.