Glad I caught you before you left… PGP.

Half of my coworkers wear cargo shorts. PGP.

IT blocked ESPN. PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.

I sound so much nicer in my office voicemail than I actually am in real life. PGP.

Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.