Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

My cubicle is next to the floor trash can and it smells. PGP.

Knowing the sound of your boss walking behind you and putting your phone down and look busy. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.