I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

Coworkers that audibly eat at their desks. PGP.

Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.

CEO is testifying in front of the Senate, company temporarily blocks streaming. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.

3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.

Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.

New guy who sits directly behind me sighs extremely loud and extremely often. PGP.