Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

The whole gang got back together this weekend, didn’t pass out in my own tuxedo this time. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.