That one neighbor who doesn’t shovel his portion of the sidewalk…oh wait that was me. PGP.

Got food poisoning on the second day of my honeymoon. PGP.

When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

I just thanked a colleague for “gassing me up” and he gave me a weird look. PGP.

PGP asking about what readers want. Readers respond they want more “adult” columns. Borislow puts out article about weather. PGP.

“Alright guys… if we all don’t come in this Friday… they can’t fire all of us.” – My coworkers every week. PGP.

Got to work later than usual only to discover that a coworker disconnected my laptop and took my monitor before I got in. PGP.

My boss tried to argue with me that Wisconsin is in the eastern time zone. Twice. PGP.

Tomorrow’s forecast is calling for 8-12 inches of snow and up to 50 mph wind gusts. We still have to come into the office. PGP.

“See you next year.” PGP.