The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

Realizing that “TY” or “Thx” is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a sincere “Thank you” from your boss. PGP.

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.

Birthday greetings from your credit card company reminding you your bill is due. PGP.

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.

Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.