Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

Decided to be healthy and take the stairs this morning. Tripped and spilled my coffee. PGP.

My job frequently touts “Work/Life Balance” but regularly denies PTO… PGP.