Main points from today’s mandatory, hour long webinar: do your job, do it in a timely manner, don’t break the law. PGP.

Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.

I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.

Having to take Uber home from happy hour. PGP

It has rained for the last three weekends.

Someone interrupted my elevator trip by joining me to ride from the second floor to the third. PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.