Exactly an hour late today
Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.
People keep telling me to have a good weekend. I work in tax and accounting.
Putting your office goggles on can easily turn that 5 down the hall into a solid 8. I’ve got to get out more. PGP
My boss told me that every time I come in her office, she assumes something is wrong. PGP.
Realizing you booked the wrong date on a flight – PGP
I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP
3 hour meeting with no break and having to piss halfway through it. PGP
Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?