Massive spreadsheets that no one will ever read. PGP

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

Having to burn through your own data at work to check social media because HR now monitors everyone’s wifi usage. PGP

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.

Just realized my tax return was essentially an interest free loan to the government for the last year. PGP

It’s only a matter of time before the girl I’m dating realizes what a professional mess I am. PGP.

“I figured this would have been done by now”. PGP.

Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.