Just got a LinkedIn invite from a former Tinder hookup. PGP

Forgetting your headphones, then buying new ones in the train station because you can’t be alone with your thoughts for a whole day. PGP.

Always being told things are about to “ramp up” next week. PGP

If my office is cluttered I’m “unorganized” but if it’s clean and tidy I’m “not busy”. PGP.

I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

My bosses little sister came in the office today… Hard 8. PGP

At the point in life where I get unreasonably annoyed at songs that glorify irresponsible financial decisions. PGP.

Realizing you’ve become your father, and being okay with that.