New job in a new city. No clue what I’m doing and my number of friends just went from 2 to 0. PGP

A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP

Space Jam is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. PGP.

My dryer is my second dresser. PGP.

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP

blowing my nose with old Starbucks napkins at work because employees lost “free tissue privileges” and are expected to bring them from home

There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

Antonio Cromartie having twins after getting a vasectomy. PGP.

Taking a snapchat selfie because you’re taller than the bathroom stall, only to have your boss walk in and see you because you’re taller than the bathroom stall. PGP