Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP.

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

I can’t wait to get my tax return. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

Listening to the women in my office justify their lunch choices

My 40 year old coworker has more sex than I do. PGP.

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Left my coffee mug at home and had to use the styrofoam cups like some kind of animal. PGP.

Only 3 more years until my car is paid off.

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.