Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Christmas Eve is considered a mandatory workday in my office. PGP.

Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.

I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

Guy from accounting thinks it’s hilarious to stare at me from the doorway until I ask him what he wants. All he says is “Hey buddy,” then walks off. Every time. PGP.

My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.

Got a mouth smacker and a keyboard slapper in the cube over. PGP.

People your own age calling you “sir.” PGP.