Nationals Fan Offering Up Playoff Tickets In Exchange For A Threesome With Two Babes

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By any means necessary. This is not the October credo of the Kansas City Royals, Oakland Athletics, Anaheim Angels, Baltimore Orioles, Detroit Tigers, St. Louis Cardinals, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Francisco Giants, Los Angeles Dodgers or Washington Nationals. Nope. It’s this creative Washington Nationals’ fan’s plan to get with two chicks at the same time.

He’s offering two playoff tickets for Game 1 of the NLDS because he can’t go to. They’re prime seats. Section 119 in the Nationals Diamond Club, which is also a great name for the club of men who have pulled off threesomes by bartering MLB playoff tickets. Here’s the Craigslist post:

And the text:

I have two Diamond Club tickets for Fridays opening playoff game. The tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food. I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only). I am not some old gross dude, actually 24 and athletic. I just cant go to the game and don’t really need the extra money, and have always wanted to take place in a threesome. Please send 2-3 photos of you and your friend, so I can see what we’re working with.

This is a no strings attached deal.

You hear that, ladies? No strings attached. My man is just trying to get his perv on with some strange and in return, you get to wine and dine yourself at Nationals Park and take in the beauty that is October baseball.

Take the deal. Also, this is prostitution..

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