Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.

Meaningless email conversations. PGP.

Teaching people who make five times my salary how to do their jobs correctly. PGP.

Getting caught liking boner-related articles on Facebook. PGP.

Netflix reminding me every couple of hours how lazy I am by asking if I’m really still watching. PGP.

I’m driving 40 miles each way to a job I hate. PGP.

Signing up for an airline credit card, just so I can make it home for the holidays. PGP.

Got a “buy one, get one” coupon for Chipotle in the mail yesterday. Date night is covered. PGP.

Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

Bought a new mattress and a new office chair. If that’s how I’m going to spend 90% of my time, I might as well be comfortable. PGP.