On my way back from lunch today, I told myself out loud that “Everything’s going to be okay.” PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

I feel congratulations are in order. Our warehouse has officially gone eleven days without a stabbing incident. PGP.

The effort going into faking sick on the phone is more work than I would actually produce in a day. PGP.

Manager told me I should have a business card. Been with the company three and a half years. PGP.

Had to give myself a pep talk this morning. PGP.

I’m starting to wish I was as successful, hardworking, and great as my cover letters say I am. PGP.

One year out of college and I completely understand why the hot girls got all of the internships over me. PGP.

Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

The most I’ve done all day is help a buddy in grad school with his homework. PGP.